Cheese, Shitter Extraordinaire

So I'm going to skip over my usual other entries today and get right to yesterday's disgusting discovery. After leaving the cat locked in our house all day by accident (really! we didn't know he was inside), and in spite of the fact that we've provided Monsieur Fromage with a perfectly good litter box, Cheese made quite the statement. He shat (rather unhealthy shit at that) ALL OVER our BED. I got home at 10pm to this, and had to clean up after him. I wasn't mad or anything, since it was our fault, but yuck! What a thing to come home to...

I watched War of the Worlds last night with my sister, and didn't hate it! Guess Tommy boy was pretty excited to be battling all those thetans, I mean evil aliens...
Dakota Fanning is a master screamer. Even better than me... Or Macauley Culkin...

I have a plan for the street art. I know I've been talking about it for a while, but I've done some pretty awesome research and will have some great shots to make up for the delay. But of course I understand if you don't believe my promises any more...

Well, now that I'm here I might as well at least deal with the list:

1. Making a big deal out of banal things: Today: Killer Squirrels take on cyclists!

Oh MY GOD We are in FOR IT... All I know is we all better watch out! These guys have started on the problem, but I think we all need to be ON OUR GUARD... Just look at the fuckers!








Dangerous "Snow Squirrels" grow spikes out of their heads to use as dangerous whirling blades to cut their opponents to PIECES





2. How cute my cat cheese is: See Above (for how NOT cute the little shitter is)

3. As always, just accept it.

4. Looking for a new book, any thoughts? Lots of people have recommended David Sedaris, I guess he'll be next. I'm going to do some research for some more obscure authors though, just so I can retain my "cool" status...