It's All About CHEESE

And not the yummy kind.
Cheese is being very cute these days, now that we are holding him hostage at night. We want him to go out during the day and stay inside at night. Yes, yes we know he's nocturnal but he's a nocturnal BRAT and he wreaks havoc when he's out at night. That and he meows incessantly at 6:30 in the morning to be let in and fed. Fucker.
Anyway, here are some photos of the famous orange ratbag.

Here he's looking to be fed.

Here he's just finished yowling. That's why his face is blurry, all that fucking YOWLING.

OK OK, here's one of him not be annoying at all, and just looking cute.

Notice the giant mess he makes on the floor with all the food he drags us out of bed to get for him...

Aside from being a rotter Cheese is heavy and loud. And loud? I don't know if I mentioned loud.

but he's pretty awesome when it comes to:

• silly games (if you like getting bitten)
• yowling
• sleeping (on your clean fuzzy jacket)
• stealing your pillow (by pushing your head off with his "massaging" feet)
• yowling

and a lot of other cat shit, like killing things, eating inappropriate things, rubbing against the legs of allergic neighbours etc.