I'm Back. Kind of.

Let's just pretend I post every day.

Anyhoo, here's today's news:

"Bats do not want to be in your hair! Dr. Tuttle of Bat Conservation International tried an experiment to test this fact, and could not get a bat to stay on the person's headeven though he wrapped the hair around the bat. It flew off as soon as he took his hand away! "



Crap, I can't format those pictures properly. Sorry it looks so lame, but at least they're funny.

I like bats because my sisters like bats. They sent me a very batty postcard from Berlin (or Batland), and covered it with incredibly intelligent baterisms, like:

"Bat, seriously"

"OK, let's not make it the bat of all jokes"

"Can't see a thing for all the damn bats"

and sent it to:

"The Batters"
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See I redacted my own address to make myself look cooler. These are tricks of the trade here you know. You gotta know this shit if you're going to make it big like me (hey, I've had at LEAST 80 views in the last 8 months, so I know this shit man).

At least I capitalise my 'I's.

Not much new in Cheeser's world. He meows we feed him. He meows we let him in/out. He meows we pet him. He meows I tell him to shut the fuck up. He meows I apologise. He meows I put him outside. The cycle continues...

Books! I'm finally getting to read again. I just finished "Love, Time, Memory..." by Jonathan Weiner. It's about genetics, the origins of behaviour and other science crap. It was really good, it's kind of old (for science), but it's still pretty fascinating. I'm going to read his other one (Beak of the Finch?), because he writes well, and evolution is such a hot topic right now. If you're a geek.

Here's a link to a site I kind of don't really get, but it made me laugh...
Click here if you think you can handle something I find funny.

OK, that's it for today.