My Thoughts are of Trumpets
Because I bought one.
I figured that if there are signs banning it, the trumpet industry could really use my help.
My sis recommended better no trumpet pics... but I can't include the best one because the uploading doodad doesn't want to work. Part of an international trumpet conspiracy I bet.
Shit, I wonded if CESUS tracks trumpet sales!?!?!? I knew there was a reason I didn't trust Craigslist, that guy was totally a CESUS agent.
Actually, that's not so scary - what if he was a CIA agent! That would be scary. I could totally see the Americans justifying spying on trumpet sales in Canada. Lots of 911 guilt trips as per usual....
Anyway, I bought a trumpet. Cheap.
I look stupid playing it, but it's fun.
I figured that if there are signs banning it, the trumpet industry could really use my help.
My sis recommended better no trumpet pics... but I can't include the best one because the uploading doodad doesn't want to work. Part of an international trumpet conspiracy I bet.
Shit, I wonded if CESUS tracks trumpet sales!?!?!? I knew there was a reason I didn't trust Craigslist, that guy was totally a CESUS agent.
Actually, that's not so scary - what if he was a CIA agent! That would be scary. I could totally see the Americans justifying spying on trumpet sales in Canada. Lots of 911 guilt trips as per usual....
Anyway, I bought a trumpet. Cheap.
I look stupid playing it, but it's fun.

2 Comments:
git
While in college and "sleeping over" at a male friends dorm room, I learned that his roommate talked in his sleep. This particular night I think he was talking of you. He yelled out "a, a, a, TRUMPET SCOOTER!" Of course he had no memory of this when he woke up, but it was some funny shit!
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