New Directions [puke]

I think puke could be a direction if you wanted it to be. One does say "I'm going to puke" [emphasis ed.]. If I were to have a new direction for this new year it would be towards puking. In general. Talking about puke, I have pretty much nothing to report. Thus the word vomit.

I want to get a trumpet, but there are those out there who apparently feel differently.
Idiots.