Katie Holmes Married a Garden Gnome

We're going to ignore the fact that I've ignored my blog for 10 months.
I'm back! And although it will be less funny now I have a new thing to use my blog for. So I'll try and mix it up - the random crap comme d'habitude and then the whole I'm pregnant thing. Yeah so I'm pregnant. Yes it was on purpose, no we don't know what it is (waiting to find out) and no I can't think of anything funny to say about it. Damn.

So the cheeseball is freaking out because we're completely rearranging the whole house (due to the parasite - I mean that in the most loving way). Get this - he's meowing a lot. Yeah, YOWLING in fact. I know you're surprised because normally he - oh wait never mind.

Tomorrow or something I'll put up new Cheeser or Parasite pictures.... for now here's an eel.








See? It's like I never left!

For Hallowe'en I dressed up as Katie Holmes. I wore dark blue jeans, stilletto boots, a white blouse, big sunglasses, my pregnant belly and an alien baby doll bursting out of my stomach with tarantula legs and blood everywhere. Yes the alien baby doll lit up. Duh. I didn't get pictures though because I suck. Amos was a garden gnome. HA!