WTF?

I was going to act all sad that no one noticed that I'd started writing again, but I realised how completely pathetic it would have been if anyone had. Phew!
So here I am, writing to an empty void again. For a while I know my sister was reading (because of the mocking comments) but I lost her after week 2 of not writing. Maybe I could teach Cheese to read. Then I'd have to pretend all those yowling comments were a joke. Probably wouldn't work. He's dumb but he's not THAT dumb.
Being pregnant makes you totally obsessed with being pregnant. I don't seem to have anything else to talk about. Surely I'm doing SOMETHING interesting. Not that I ever did before I guess.
I guess that means it's time for a meaningless picture:














So this isn't totally meaningless - the first on-topic pic I've chosen probably. Anyway it's not our baby - the thing is picking its fucking nose! Ours doesn't do that shit.

Someone commented (OK a lot of people have) that I'll "probably have to tone down all that swearing, huh?". I'm all like "fuck that shit" and then go home and cry. I've probably already ruined the baby.

OK something not all pregnancy: Britney! Oh thank god BRITNEY!
OK bye.