OK So I'm Back and Noone Cares

I also got completely stymied as to how the fuck to spell noone. how does that happen? What has happened to me? Who stole my brain?

I had the kid 5 months ago which I could use as an excuse for not writing, except that my previous track record is so incredibly shitty. He's super cute and his name is Bennett. He's way cuter than your kid (if you have one [if there is a you and I'm not writing to an empty void])

Anyone from WTF reading? Hi! Maybe try reading from the oldest post to here so it makes whatever sense I'm actually capable of making. Don't worry there aren't many posts, I'm a slacker.

I don't have much to say today. Cheese actually yowls more these days because he's jealous of Bennett. To retaliate for all the attention Bennett gets at 2 in the morning Cheese wakes me up at 3 in the morning, which is just fantastic, because it's exactly an hour before Bennett wakes me up again. He gives me another perfectly timed Bennett warning at 5am, before B's 6am feed.

Gosh I just love that cat.

Here's a spartan apple. Talk amongst yourselves.