*snif*

ok, here's your f*cking update, you know, where I tell you how cool I am?

How about not. At all. Cool, that is.

A week and a half ago I was rollerskating to work (that's cool, isn't it?) and I fell. And broke my wrist. I had to have surgery!

So, now we all know that in fact, I am actually quite lame.

oh well!

Vancouver, NY

I was trying to think of how I could use this blog to get me some cool stuff, since I'm so cool and all, but then I realised that Vancouver just isn't the same as NY. Sh*t! No one is going to email me offering me hot outfits to wear to the Marine Club!

Maybe I should become a DJ.

I'll probably need to get some new music. Anyone want to send me some "examples" of their work so that I can you know, plan for my gigs and shit? Or maybe some CDs you thought were good? (no collect postage please)

hmm. ok, so I think I have to give up on the cool free stuff. What else are you supposed to get for being really cool and writing a blog? I don't really feel up to the google ads stuff. Too complicated. Maybe I need to prove my coolness for the offers to start coming in.

Next Time on pony: pony describes just how cool she is, and why. STAY TUNED!