WTF?

I was going to act all sad that no one noticed that I'd started writing again, but I realised how completely pathetic it would have been if anyone had. Phew!
So here I am, writing to an empty void again. For a while I know my sister was reading (because of the mocking comments) but I lost her after week 2 of not writing. Maybe I could teach Cheese to read. Then I'd have to pretend all those yowling comments were a joke. Probably wouldn't work. He's dumb but he's not THAT dumb.
Being pregnant makes you totally obsessed with being pregnant. I don't seem to have anything else to talk about. Surely I'm doing SOMETHING interesting. Not that I ever did before I guess.
I guess that means it's time for a meaningless picture:














So this isn't totally meaningless - the first on-topic pic I've chosen probably. Anyway it's not our baby - the thing is picking its fucking nose! Ours doesn't do that shit.

Someone commented (OK a lot of people have) that I'll "probably have to tone down all that swearing, huh?". I'm all like "fuck that shit" and then go home and cry. I've probably already ruined the baby.

OK something not all pregnancy: Britney! Oh thank god BRITNEY!
OK bye.

Katie Holmes Married a Garden Gnome

We're going to ignore the fact that I've ignored my blog for 10 months.
I'm back! And although it will be less funny now I have a new thing to use my blog for. So I'll try and mix it up - the random crap comme d'habitude and then the whole I'm pregnant thing. Yeah so I'm pregnant. Yes it was on purpose, no we don't know what it is (waiting to find out) and no I can't think of anything funny to say about it. Damn.

So the cheeseball is freaking out because we're completely rearranging the whole house (due to the parasite - I mean that in the most loving way). Get this - he's meowing a lot. Yeah, YOWLING in fact. I know you're surprised because normally he - oh wait never mind.

Tomorrow or something I'll put up new Cheeser or Parasite pictures.... for now here's an eel.








See? It's like I never left!

For Hallowe'en I dressed up as Katie Holmes. I wore dark blue jeans, stilletto boots, a white blouse, big sunglasses, my pregnant belly and an alien baby doll bursting out of my stomach with tarantula legs and blood everywhere. Yes the alien baby doll lit up. Duh. I didn't get pictures though because I suck. Amos was a garden gnome. HA!