Holy Grumpmaster

I'm so grumpy today I could snap the head off of a my little pony with my teeth.

I don't even want to go into why it is that I'm grumpy, because I'm SOOOO grumpy, suffice it to say it is all Amos' fault, and not mine. Nothing is ever my fault.

Even the cat doesn't seem worth the bother today.

And it's rainy all crappy out. Stupid rain. Stupid cat. STUPID VAN AND THE DUMB HORSE TI RODE IN ON.
argh.

this pretty much sums it up:

















And this pretty much sums up my no-good boy:
(Stolen from Bronwen)

It's All About CHEESE

And not the yummy kind.
Cheese is being very cute these days, now that we are holding him hostage at night. We want him to go out during the day and stay inside at night. Yes, yes we know he's nocturnal but he's a nocturnal BRAT and he wreaks havoc when he's out at night. That and he meows incessantly at 6:30 in the morning to be let in and fed. Fucker.
Anyway, here are some photos of the famous orange ratbag.

Here he's looking to be fed.

Here he's just finished yowling. That's why his face is blurry, all that fucking YOWLING.

OK OK, here's one of him not be annoying at all, and just looking cute.

Notice the giant mess he makes on the floor with all the food he drags us out of bed to get for him...

Aside from being a rotter Cheese is heavy and loud. And loud? I don't know if I mentioned loud.

but he's pretty awesome when it comes to:

• silly games (if you like getting bitten)
• yowling
• sleeping (on your clean fuzzy jacket)
• stealing your pillow (by pushing your head off with his "massaging" feet)
• yowling

and a lot of other cat shit, like killing things, eating inappropriate things, rubbing against the legs of allergic neighbours etc.

Crap

Oh man, I am SOOOOO hung over right now, that I thought I should just post this. That's how hung over I am. Which is very, by the way. Very hung over.

Cheese is loud when you're hung over. He doesn't just stop meowing when you can't handle that shit, he just keeps on a-meowing. He doesn't know you're hung over. He doesn't know what hung over means!

Dumb cat.